Happy Birthday Messages
- May this year be your best ever.
- I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
- Not just a year older, but a year better.
- Here's to another year of experience.
- A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
- A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
- Happy birthday, may this day always be a special one to remember.
- May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
- Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!
- I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
- May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love.
- Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
Funny Birthday Messages
- Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
- To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
- Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
- You are only as old as you act.
- So many candles... so little cake.
- Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
- We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.